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EggMcEye's  Fucking Ace Recipes

Bad Kitty Nachos

  • Corn chips
  • Red kidney beans
  • Old Elpaso Nacho Sauce
  • Sliced spanish black olives
  • Grated cheese
  • Sour cream
Put corn chips on a plate. Make a well in the middle of the plate and fill with red kidney beans. Top with a generous helping of nacho sauce and sprinkle with grated cheese. Add some sliced black olives to taste. Microwave for 60-90 seconds, or till when the cheese melts. Plonk on a tablespoon of sour cream in the middle of the dish. Serve immediately.

Horny Gib Ice Chocolate

  • Milk
  • Chocolate Quik
  • Mynor Chocolate Syrup
  • Vanilla Ice cream
  • Whipped cream
Take a tall glass and place 3 teaspoons of chocolate Quik in the bottom. Fill half the glass with milk, and stir untill the Quik is dissolved. Pour in about a tablespoon of Mynor Chocolate Syrup and watch it sink to the bottom. Add a scoop of ice cream, and top with whipped cream, and sprinkle on some quik.

Booty Juice Chocolate Milkshake

  • Milk
  • Mynor Chocolate Syrup
  • Vanilla Ice cream
  • A milk shake machine
Take a large milk shake cup, put in 2 scoops of ice cream, about 2 tablespoons of chocolate syrup, then fill to halfway with full fat milk. Beat until frothy ;)

The "I'm Done!" Toasted Salami and Cheese Sandwich

  • 2 slices of bread
  • Tasty cheese
  • Sliced salami
  • Butter
Pre-heat a griller while you toast 2 slices of bread in a toaster. When toasted, butter one slice of the toast and put a slice of tasty cheese on it. On the other piece of toast place a slice of salami. Place both bits of toast under the griller till the cheese is bubbly or the bread is burnt. Enjoy before bed!

The "Water's fine, come on in!" Dry Martini

  • Gordon's London Gin
  • Cinzano Dry Vermouth
  • 1 stuffed green olive
  • Ice cubes
  • Cocktail Shaker
Place 4 ice cubes, 1 cup of gin and 1/4 cup of vermouth in the shaker and shake for 1 minute. Pour into 2 martini glasses and garnish each drink with a stuffed green olive. Serves you and friend. Then go for a swim. Then have another.