EUOEVERYBODY LOVES MACRODAEMON
If they know what's good for them ...
MACRODAEMON: WAHAHA
Rakio: cant u leave us alone?
Cleric: i was just trying to find bugs for u!
MACRODAEMON: MOHAHAHA
Gavin: O.o
MACRODAEMON: FIND BUGS IN MY PERSONAL JAIL CELL
Cleric: MACRO GET ME OUTTA THIS CELL!
MACRODAEMON: WUT
MACRODAEMON: DID U SAY SOMETHING WHAHA
Cleric: didnt think of a town tp did u
Cleric: haha
Cleric: YOUR CHEAP HOLDING CELL WAS NO MATCH
MACRODAEMON: TRUE, AND YOUR CHEAP USE OF CAPS
MACRODAEMON: IS NO MATCH FOR MINE WHAHAHAH!!!!111
MACRODAEMON: THERES TOO MANY BROKEN CAPS LOCK KEYS HERE
MACRODAEMON: WAHAHA
Akyla: teach me vas sanct :P~
MACRODAEMON: WHAT WOULD I KNOW OF VAS SANCT
Akyla: to teach me it? :P~
MACRODAEMON: YOU HAVE A PIECE OF SPAGHETTI STUCK TO YOUR CHIN
MACRODAEMON: THAT PEICE OF SPAGHETTI IS BAK DUDE, HERES A NAPKIN
MACRODAEMON: IM PRETTIER THAN YOU KODAK
Kodiak: My ballsack looks better than you. 8'P
MACRODAEMON: MACRO KNOWS U BEEN GIVING MONEY OUT
MACRODAEMON: MACRO > SANTA
Santa: but thats legit money
Akyla: akyla > macro :P~
MACRODAEMON: WELL AS LONG AS ITS LEGIT AND NOT LAUNDERED
Santa: LAundered, what a smart word
MACRODAEMON: MACRO KNOWS MANY SMART WORDS
MACRODAEMON: THO HE MAY NOT KNOW HOW TO SPELL THEM
MACRODAEMON: WELL SANTAS A BIT OF A BEAR I HEAR TOO HOHOHOH
MACRODAEMON: BETTER A BEAR THAN A TWINK EH SANTA
MACRODAEMON: I SING AND I DANCE TOO
MACRODAEMON: BEVAUSE TODAY, I REALISED THAT YOU LOVED ME
MACRODAEMON: I COME FROM A SPECIAL PLACE
MACRODAEMON: WHERE THE BIRDS SING A PRETTY SONG
MACRODAEMON: AND THERES ALWAYS MUSIC IN THE AIR
MACRODAEMON: I CRAP IN YOUR BOWL OF RICE
MACRODAEMON: WHEN YOUR NOT LOOKING, NUB WHAHAHA
Cleric: wat do women and KFC have in common?
Cleric: once ur done with the breast and the thighs
Cleric: u still got a greasy box to stick ur bone into
MACRODAEMON: I DONT GET THAT ONE EITHER< PLS EXPLAIN THX
MACRODAEMON: IS IT SOMETHING ABOUT WHITE AND PINK MEAT
PiloT: buying very good sword for 500.000gp
MACRODAEMON: I CNA MAKE YOU A CLEAVER -3 for 500k
MACRODAEMON: HOW DOES THAT SOUND
MACRODAEMON: I'M LOVABLE AND FUNNY
PiloT: macro do you have some thing good ? i have just 25k :D
MACRODAEMON: I GOT A BLUE KNUCKLE SANDWICH
PiloT: dmg it do ?
PiloT: or what is it ?
PiloT: it is weapon ?
PiloT: hey
PiloT: let me in ;D
PiloT: macro
MACRODAEMON: NO THANKS I DONT WANT YOUR AVON PRODUCTS
PiloT: macro u have something good for sell???????????
PiloT: i need vry good stuff
MACRODAEMON: I DONT HAVE ANTHING TO SELL
MACRODAEMON: I SEEK NIRVANA, NOT MATERIAL POSSESSIONS
MACRODAEMON: HOWS IT HANGING MARYSSA
Maryssa: Short, shrivled and always to the left? :P
MACRODAEMON: WAHAHAH THATS THE SPIRIT
Kodiak: Macro? Ah crap
Palazar: no
Palazar: not using macro
MACRODAEMON: DONT WORRY IM TOO DRUNK TO HIT ANYBODY
Kodiak: But not drunk enough to spell right. Wow
MACRODAEMON: KODAK=PERCEPTIVE
MACRODAEMON: IM SPILLING MY NOODLES LOL
MACRODAEMON: IVE NEVER KILLED A MAN
MACRODAEMON: WHoS WANTS TO PARTY
Warrior: macro i wanna party with sum addamantite items
MACRODAEMON: ILL ORGANISE SOME STRIPPERS K
MACRODAEMON: PARTY PARTY PARTY
MACRODAEMON: I HAVE GLOWSTICKS WATCH ME BURRRB
MACRODAEMON: BURRN EVEN
MACRODAEMON: HEY I HEAR THEY DRIVE HOLDENS IN NZ WAZ
MACRODAEMON: THATS PERTY KOOL
Warrior: corse we drive holden lol
MACRODAEMON: YEH NOT LIKE NZ MAKES ITS OWN CAARS LOLOLOLOL@!
MACRODAEMON: J/K BRO LOVE YA
Kodiak: Hey Macro, I think I hear a dingo eatin your baby
Warrior: hahaha
MACRODAEMON: RIIIIGHT APARENTLY
Warrior: u havin a one man party over there macro?
Retrorse: where are the strippers?
Kodiak: Shaving their goutees
MACRODAEMON: PARTY
MACRODAEMON: PART YTIME
MACRODAEMON: ITS A BIG POOL PART OVER HERE MANG
MACRODAEMON: HERE COMES TROUBLE WAAAA
ArcherMan: hey macro ya summoning anything hehe?
MACRODAEMON: ILL SUMMON YR MOM LOL
MACRODAEMON: NOOB HAXOR
MACRODAEMON: WANA HEAR MY FAVOURITE JOKE
Kodiak: Not really
MACRODAEMON: A GIRL WALKS INTO A BAR
MACRODAEMON: AND ASKES THE BARMAN FOR A DOUBLE ENTENDRE
Retrorse: the question is, can we stop you telling it?
MACRODAEMON: SO (ARE YOU AREADY FOR IT? YOU WONT GET IT )
Retrorse: go on
MACRODAEMON: A GIRL WALKS IN TO A BAR
MACRODAEMON: AND ASKS FOR A DOUBLE ENTENDRE. .....
MACRODAEMON: SO THE BARMAN GAVE HER ONE!!!
MACRODAEMON: LORF LORF ROFALASDF
MACRODAEMON: OBVIOUSLY MILES ABOVE YOUR PRIMITIVE BRAINS
Kodiak: No Macro, it was really really really stupid
MACRODAEMON: DUMB
MACRODAEMON: MY JOKE REQUORES INT OF AT LEAST 120 TO GET IT
Kodiak: There wsas nothing to get
MACRODAEMON: THATS CUS YR BRAIN IS PUS
Yawgmoth: actually... anyone intelligent will notice they're sh*t
Kodiak: Who do you tell who has the biggest breats in grade 4?
MACRODAEMON: HAHA KODAK, YR MUM
MACRODAEMON: GRAKEN STOP BEING SO SENSITIVE
MACRODAEMON: U'LL NVER GROW UP TO BE AS PRETTY AS ME
MACRODAEMON: BY BEING
SENSITIVE
Allie: The caps lock key is to the left of the 'A' key on most keyboards.
MACRODAEMON: OK WHO WANTS TO PK THE BLUE DEMON
MACRODAEMON: IM GIVING ALL H8R's A FREE SHOT
MACRODAEMON: IM INVITING ALL NOOBS AND CAPSLOCK H8Rs
MACRODAEMON: FOR A SLUGFEST OUTSIDE NORD
MACRODAEMON: CANT HEAR U SWING, I'M DEAF
MACRODAEMON: HEY GRAKEN, COME HERE I HAVE ASECRET TO TELL YOU
MACRODAEMON: WAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MACRODAEMON: DONT STAND SO CLOSE PLS - U HAVE BO
Kranium: i will be back in like 20 minutes
MACRODAEMON: K THANKS FOR HEADS UP KRAMIUN
MACRODAEMON: HELLO RETARDS
MACRODAEMON: WHATS GOING ON IN THIS SHITHOLE OF A GAME
MACRODAEMON: THE TIbIA SERVERS MUST BE DOWN - RETARD INVASION
Zao: yes, they are down
Zao: But im not a retard u stupid caps lock noob
MACRODAEMON: WHAHAHAHA
Zao: And I care why?
MACRODAEMON: SO WHATS UP WITH YOU LITTLE MOUSE
Kodiak: It's a rat
Dark: MANNN!!!! I DONT WANNA BE A RAT CHANGE ME BACK LPZ
MACRODAEMON: TEA PARTY
MACRODAEMON: NOTHING LIKE TEA ON THE LAWN
MACRODAEMON: COW STINKS THO
MACRODAEMON: HAY GUYS WANA HERE A JOKE
MACRODAEMON: A WOMAN WALKS INTO A BAR, AN ORDERS A DOUBLE ENTENDRE
MACRODAEMON: AND THE BARMAN GOES ...
MACRODAEMON: WHY THE LONG FACE ?
MACRODAEMON: O SHI ... I TOLD IT WRONG, N/M
Octarines: ME NOOB HELP ME PLX!
Octarines: plx
MACRODAEMON: LESS CAPS LOCK PLS, UR KBD ISNT FOREIGN
MACRODAEMON: GIRL FIGHT
Kodiak: Your not i it, what are you talkin about?
Kodiak: And it's cat fight, dipshit.
MACRODAEMON: K TOUCHY, DONT GET YR PANTIES IN A KNOT
MACRODAEMON: DONT GET SAND IN YOUR VAGINA KODIAK LOL
Haphex: what i wouldnt give for a webcam about now...
MACRODAEMON: WHYS THAT HAPHEX
MACRODAEMON: ARE U NAKED
MACRODAEMON: K MACRO NEEDS HIS BEAUTY SLEEP
Kodiak: More like ugly sleep
MACRODAEMON: LOL UGLY SLEEP _ COMEDY MOULD